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Favorite Funny Bumper Stickers

Favorite Funny Bumper Stickers

Sometimes you just need a good laugh, especially if you just had to shell out of a bunch of money for a car repair. Here is a list we have started compiling of our favorite funny bumper stickers!  We would love for you to contribute your own favorite funny bumpers stickers. Comment or go the our facebook , google plus or twitter to let us know your favorites!

favorite funny bumper sticker policeIf you can read this, you are probably pulling me over.

If you don’t like the way I drive, then get off the sidewalk!

Big Truck. Little Willy?

I hate bumper stickers.

Honk if your Amish!

Watch out for the idiot behind me!

Don’t worry what people think, they don’t do it very often.

I break for……………………OH SH*T NO BRAKES!

Honk if you love Jesus, text while driving if you want to meet him.

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Don’t follow me, I am lost!

Honk if you want to see my finger!

I just filled up my car with gasoline, now it’s worth $50.

favorite funny bumper stickers archeryI still miss my ex-husband, but my aim is improving.

Yes, this is my truck. No, I won’t help you move!

Be nice to your kids, they’ll choose your nursing home.

What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it’s all about?

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.

I’m just driving this way to get you mad.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.

If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.

Allow me to introduce my selves

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